Inventory!

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ASST. STUFF (keeping)

Electric Guitar
A bright green electric guitar with pink accents. It’s seen some use.

019. Star Sand
A small bottle of star sand that’s said to bring you happiness just by having it. It’s called sand, but it’s not actually rock. It’s the husks of small undersea creatures.

023. Absolute Tuning Fork
A huge tuning fork that hides the power to destroy the entire world with resonance, if used by someone who has mastered the art of tuning. It’s also good for drying out laundry.

053. Spy Spikes
Spiked cleats that allow you to move swiftly and with agility, much like a spy. “Spispi” for short.

004. Small Light
When you light something with this light, it will become small… actually, no, it’s a flashlight the size of a matchbox.

040. Blue Sephira
A gift from Arietta. A miniature statue of a goddess, said to increase your wealth! It's proof of having defeated the most feral of the God-Generals, congratulations!

052. Fur Muffler
A muffler made from the fur of the dragon that appeared in “The Neverending Story”. In a land of everlasting summer, this would be too hot.

013. Toy Camera
A camera made with cheap materials. Thanks to that low quality, its photos are blurry and have strange colors in them, which actually made it more popular.

022. Hundred-Year Potpourri
An item made with a matured mix of flowers, herbs and rinds, which you can enjoy the fragrance of. It’s been filled up with 100 years of fragrance-enjoying thoughts.

026. In-Vitro Rose
A rose in a test tube; very suitable for sending to someone as a gift. In the language of flowers, red roses mean “love”.

011. Ubiquitous Notebook
A notebook designed for the greatest ease in writing down every single thing that happens in a day. There’s a storable ballpoint pen attached.

Cerberus
A plush Doberman of acceptable hugging size. It's got a zipper attached to its chest that runs up under its neck, over its nose and head, and ends at about its shoulderblades. You can unzip its face to reveal a mass of adorable plush tentacles, full of adorable plush teeth!

065. Occult Photo Frame
A photo frame that automatically processes any digital photos taken into ghost-photography-style photos, and displays them.

032. Rose Whip
A whip made with real roses. Even beautiful roses have thorns.

045. Sacred Sandstorm Horn
A horn from a mysterious living creature. It’s been cut off partway through. Whoever possesses this horn will be able to sense the wind.

016. Lacquerwork Bamboo Sword
A covered training sword, with beautiful lacquerwork drawn on the blade section.

090. Saint Blade
A gift from Nachetanya. This crystalline alloy doesn't seem to make for a very sturdy weapon, but is certainly is beautiful!

058. Silver Ring
A ring made of very pure silver. There’s a naturally-occurring pink tourmaline set into the back. If you don’t know what to present someone with, give them this.

Misfits T-Shirt
A simple black T-shirt with the Misfits’ logo on the front. Stylish!, and just baggy enough to fit just about anyone. And hey, if you don’t like it, you can pretend it’s those other Misfits.

003. Vibrating Kokeshi x2
A round-headed kokeshi doll that begins to vibrate uncontrollably when you press the switch on the bottom. It looks sort of like a children’s toy, but who knows how you’re supposed to use the thing.

FOOD (usually eaten)

078. Coconut Water
Water that collected inside of a coconut. It’s clear as water and refreshingly sweet.

025. Lascivious Wonders of Nature
Alcohol-free sake. Even though it’s alcohol-free, you still get drunk off it.

079. Gugelhupf
A cake known for being favored by Marie Antoinette. Its name is said to mean “priest’s hat”.

CLOTHES

Standard Outfit
A classic look!

Skull Pajamas
The perfect pajamas for angrily yelling about your music rivals.

Former Apron Dress
If there's no more apron, it is really still an Apron Dress?

Nurse Outfit
N E V E R

Tank Tops
Several handmade tank tops. They're not shoddy, they're DIY!

035. Hand Bra
A brassiere made to look as if they’re completely covered by a pair of hands. As stated by the tag line, “The left and right hands are for support only”, wearing it gives a new sensation.

Her one and only memory of Yusuke Kitagawa, she will do her best not to remember him when she puts it on.

UP FOR GRABS

039. Blueberry Perfume
A perfume popular amongst men. The smell attracts ladies, but guys hate it.

055. Half Safety Boots
Half-shoes that only cover your toes. Like safety boots, though, there’s an iron plate on the front of them.

080. Bifröst
A gift from Felicia. This staff can revive a fallen comrade! Unfortunately, it doesn't work here and it's not like anyone has the staff rank to use it anyway.

054. Elevator Boots
Boots with thickened insoles, to obfuscate your height.

047. Drill Chin
An accessory shaped like a drill jutting out from one’s chin. It’s said to symbolize Spiral power.

070. Berserker Armor
Armor that grants its wearer power like that of a berserker. As compensation, it erodes the wearer’s life force.

031. Endless Dandelion
A toy dandelion. It’s fun to blo~w the seeds away. The flying seeds have a thin thread still connecting them, so you can wind them back up and have as much fun as you want.

072. Crane & Tortoise Diamond
A diamond ring that embodies the Platonic ideal of engagement rings. However, this is a glass replica.

020. Japanese Tea Cup
A Japanese tea cup from the Royal Wood luxury brand. It’s said that when you use this tableware, even ordinary water feels sweet.

GONE

034. Overlord T-Back (B U R N E D)
Underwear that can only be worn by those who can lord over buttocks. They’re unisex.